According to the National Retail Federation, 29 million people will dressing up their cat or dog for the holiday this year.
Dragonfish rule the ocean deeps by virtue of huge, dagger-like teeth rendered nearly invisible by a coating of stealth-inducing nanocrystals.
It is not every day that a horse gives you a raspberry, but Cy is not shy about sharing his opinions. It could be that Mom was 10 seconds late with his oats.
You adore Star Wars -- especially that walking fur ball, Chewbacca. The problem is you aren't a kid anymore and it is time to kick your fandom style up a notch -- or five.
We've caught lots of insects and it is the end of the day. It's Miller Time. Wait. That doesn't seem quite right. We look more like an old Budweiser ad.
Recently, British newspapers reported that two pet "raccoon dogs" in Nottinghamshire dug their way out of their cage and terrorized neighborhood pets, including a pet goat and pony.
Foie Gras [French for "fatty liver"] is banned by PETA [People for the Treatment of Animals], and other animal advocacy groups.
Caviar Cat Collars will have even the most pretentious kitty up to its neck in caviar-grained leather luxury.
I've been told that I should stop and smell the flowers. So I've done that. Now where is that patch of catnip?